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uglynewyork:

Girl: I don’t suck di—

Me:

(via nerdthehuman)

kanyewestfanfics:

Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.”
The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.

(via nerdthehuman)